The Codex Aldera is a list of the hallowed rules and laws of the Alder Lab. Obedience is mandatory, and infractions are punished with eager prejudice. Engrave these teachings upon your soul.

1) Never Hope

2) Don’t drink it

3) Do whatever it says in the Bible

4) A watched gel never runs

5) If you mess it up, you are fired
6) No Country music
7) If it feels like Work, it is